MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY… TIGHTLY PLOTTED, DARKLY FUNNY, and charged with enough McBain energy to suggest a new dawn… involves a variety of felonious acts, including MURDER, of course, DRUG-PEDDLING, and COUNTERFEITING on a grand scale. PLUS AN ACT OF TERRORISM THAT WILL RESONATE DISQUIETINGLY IN THE LIGHT OF RECENT EVENTS.”
Philadelphia Inquirer

“MONEY, MONEY MONEY starts on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor Day and COMES TO INVOLVE A GROUP OF INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS (one an Afghan-trained veteran of Osama bin Laden’s al Qaeda) INTENT ON BOMBING A CULTURAL LANDMARK. While these fictional terrorists are different from their counterparts in the news (Mr. McBain’s crew believes in tiny acts of terrorism) there are ECHOES AND FORESHADOWINGS OF RECENT EVENTS. Indeed, reading this ENTERTAINING AND SLICKLY DONE NOVEL IS AN EERIE EXPERIENCE.”
Wall Street Journal

“Appropriately, the book is AN EARLY GIFT FOR READERS, a mordant but ODDLY CHEERFUL PACKAGE that reaffirms the author’s status as a leader in the mystery field. Though it is entry 51 in the acclaimed police procedural series, IT IS AS CRISP AND FRESH AS IF IT WERE MARKING A DEBUT… The author seems in AN UNUSUALLY PLAYFUL MOOD… there are a number of UNEXPECTED TWISTS AND TURNS… ALL NEATLY TIED WITH A BRIGHT RIBBON.”
– Dick Lochte Los Angeles Times

“Perhaps the greatest mystery about the 87th Precinct police procedurals is how Ed McBain, the pen name for Evan Hunter, manages to keep them so lively… WE’RE OFF ON A RIDE that seems to be going in numerous directions, rather LIKE ONE OF THE NEW ROLLER COASTERS. Well, hang on because MR. McBAIN BRINGS IT ALL TOGETHER in his usual satisfactory way. PIECES LINKED, CRIME SOLVED.”
– Judith Kreiner The Washington Times

“We are ENTRAPPED BY THE SPELL OF ED McBAIN in the guise of the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees… Drug deals turn into misdeals; money is marked, dirty, menacing; secret service agents, terrorists, murderous blonds and bankers skitter and dodge around while the police go about their business… NOTHING LIES BEYOND McBAIN’S INGENIOUSNESS.”
– Eugen Weber Los Angeles Times Book Review

“Carella and fellow detectives from the 87th Precinct become embroiled in a convoluted tale that FOLLOWS THE MONEY through the CIA, the publishing world and the underworld. IT IS THE CAPTIVATING STUFF McBain offers endlessly and effortlessly. I’LL BE THERE FOR NO. 52.”
– Jean Heller St. Petersburg Times

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Chapter 1

THE TWO MEN ON THE NARROW DIRT STRIP were both wearing white cotton pants and shirts. They stood beside the Piper Warrior III in broad daylight, waiting for Cass to hand over the locked aluminum suitcase. She gave it to the larger of the two men, and watched as they walked to a dark blue Mercedes-Benz glistening in the sun alongside the corn field. The doors on either side slammed shut into the stillness, and then there was only the sound of insects racketing in the scraggly woods nearby.

Today was Pearl Harbor Day, the seventh of December, though it didn’t much feel like it here in Guenerando, Mexico. Cass stood beside the airplane, sweating in the afternoon heat. She assumed there was money in the aluminum suitcase. She further assumed they were counting it over there in the Benz. She guessed that the cargo they’d be turning over in exchange for the money would be dope – either heroin or cocaine. She didn’t care much either way. She stood in the shade of a spindly eucalyptus for almost forty minutes. At last, the two men came out of the Benz and handed the aluminum suitcase back to her. The one with the mustache was grinning. He handed her a long white business envelope with a rubber band around it. The other one watched solemnly, expectantly.

“Open it, por favor,” the one with the mustache said.

She slipped the rubber band over her wrist, opened the envelope. There was a whole bunch of hundred-dollar bills in it.

“Count them,” the serious one said.

She counted them.

There seemed to be ten thousand dollars in that envelope.

“For me?” she asked.

“Para ti,” the one with the mustache said.

Damn if they weren’t tipping her!

“Well thanks,” she said. “Muchas gracias,”

“Muchas gracias,” the one with the mustache said, grinning.

“Muchas gracias,” the other one said. He was grinning now, too. She couldn’t help grinning herself.

THE BABOQUIVARI MOUNTAINS STRETCHED northward to Kitt Peak. She flew low behind them. There was an anti-drug radar blimp in the sky over Fort Huachuca, but she had talked to other pilots who’d made the identical run dozens of times and who knew there was a so-called radar deficiency within plus-or-minus four degrees of the Kitt Peak Observatory. If she flew northward through “Gringo Pass,” as the security gap was called, she could avoid detection. Besides, she’d be on the ground again near Avra Valley in eighteen minutes, so even in the unlikely event that she did show up on radar, there wouldn’t be enough time for Customs planes to take off and chase her.

She didn’t even know the last name of the man who was paying her $200,000 to do this little job for him, a quarter of it already in a bank account back East, where she’d rented an apartment within ten minutes of laying her hands on all that cash. She’d first met him in Eagle Branch, Texas, after one of her whistle stop hops. What she did was fly light machinery, chickens in crates, melons, computer parts, sandals, what have you, all over Mexico in single-engine planes that were new when Zapata was still a boy. SheÕd occasionally been dating a Texas Ranger named Randolph Biggs, who made frequent trips to the Rio Grande where he helped the border patrol dissuade wetbacks from entering the sacred shores Cass had gone to the Persian Gulf to preserve and protect. In a bar one night, heÕd introduced her to this guy named Frank. Kind of cute, but no last name. She wondered now how much Randy had got for introducing him to a pilot willing to take risks.

Instruments on the Warrior – such a mighty name for a single-engine light aircraft – were kindergarten compared to the Chinook helicopter Cass had flown during the Gulf War. Way they played it on the television back home, everything was a surgical strike and nobody but the enemy suffered any casualties, which of course was a crock. More hardware up there in the Iraqi skies than sheÕd ever care to fly through ever again in her lifetime. Little different here in Arizona. Better pay, too.

She could see the lights of some quiet little desert town down below in the near distance. What’s a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this? she wondered. Don’t ask, don’t tell. Man says fly four shipments for me from Texas to Mexico, I’ll give you fifty grand a trip, two hundred total, you tell him Mister, you’ve got a deal. This was the last of the four trips. Rented the Warrior in San Antone, nice little rig that handled like a dream. SheÕd drop the plane off at the Phoenix airport later tonight, as pre-arranged, hop a commercial liner back East, be snug in her own apartment long before Christmas.

There.

Just below.

The signal light.

She flashed her own wing lights, dipped in lower for a better look. When you came in low over Baghdad, it was to drop a smart bomb down Saddam Hussein’s chimney. Only trouble was they’d never got to him, ended the war too damn soon. Well, some you win, some you lose. She guessed.

She made a pass over the site, and then swung around for her actual approach into the wind. A car’s headlights came on, illuminating the strand of sand more fully. It was long and narrow. She watched the altimeter, pulled back on the flaps, leveled the pedals, glanced at the speedometer, this would be a piece of cake, douse your lights, boys, who needs them?

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